Shaken Not Stirred.
[Edited to get rid of the annoying italic section :(]
Morning!
Had bloggers block again :( I just couldn’t come up with anything to write again.. going thru a “God, my life is so boring!!” phase again :)
I’ve come to the decision that I should try and drink more.. alcoholic beverages, I mean! I went out last night with the old people, two of their friends and my brother. We all got soaked getting into town so I was feeling in the party mood when we kept having to swap places cuz they didn’t do food that night or someone didn’t want to eat there etc, etc. So we ended up in Coal.. where we went for Father’s Day and they has 2-4-1 Cocktails up until 9 - it was only a small selection but I really fancied trying an Apple Martini! :D so me and Jimmy (one of mum and dads friends) had one each and it was really nice :D so we decided to have another one.. we tried a Long Island Iced Tea which was VILE.. but down the hatch it went. I should point out that it was really busy so we had to wait for a while (probably 30 hour at least) before we could have a table and I hadn’t eaten since 12pm :P and those that know me know that I don’t drink very often :P so by end of the long island I was.. well skwiffy :) Jimmy didn’t want another cocktail so it was coming to the end of the 2-4-1 deal so I ordered two more Apple Martinis for myself ^^ well sod the expense, I wasn’t paying ^^ so down the hatch they went! By this time we had been seated but our order hadn’t been taken! Mum forbid me as I made my extremely unsteady way to the toilet to order anything else until our starters had come! :( so we waited and eventually the very apologetic manager took our order ans our starters arrived.. another apple martini arrived! Then when the starters had finished.. another apple martini arrived ^_^
So by the time we left.. I was well away, lol! I haven’t drunk that much vodka for a VERY long time :D there was some txting and FB msging and to a lessee degree some Tweeting as well :-/ nothing too embaressing.. the worst was probably telling my friend that I was sorry I was too ill to see him t’other week because I wanted to pinch his bottom :P lol!
Got terrible hiccups tho! I vaguely remember waving frantically at the taxi and long after he’d left :-/ and getting extremely narky at my parentage cuz they insisted I was going to be sick :( I’ve never been sick after a tipple or two :( that’s my brother, damnit! I’d like to mention that I proved them wrong ^_^
Last night I @replied to Sven on Twitter and informed him that I was drinking in celebration of his birthday. Well that’s what it was supposed to say, it didn’t but I think he got the MSG. So this morning he was disappointed to find out that it wasn’t a national holiday over here :P he demanded to know who he’d have to sleep with to get it as a national holiday. I informed him it would have to be EVERYONE in the UK and when he said he’d only be visiting for 3 weeks.. I had a sudden urge to work out how long he’d have per person to sleep with everyone in that time :P I don’t know why.. I don’t usually have these mathematical urges.. I worked out that it we take the 60.9 million people estimated in July 2008 then he’d have to spend 0.02[lots of numbers] seconds per person which he expanded by saying if he did 3 at a time then he’d get nearly 1sec per time! LOL!
I defo should drink more often :P makes for interesting conversations in the mornings :D
Squish.
